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Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.
A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).
This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.
The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.
(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment”
Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .
ur mom is a band kid.
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about
kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid
you always pack a little candy in with your lunch and your lunch usually consists of a sandwhich and some chips, also you were neglected as a child and your parents don't love you
You were always meant to be a lunchables kid
The Light Yellow color used in MS Paint. The color Kid Rap is notorious for using, hence the name.
Hood Nigga: What color is yo Bugatti?
Guy: Kid Rap Yellow
Is basically a child or a teenager that plays Fortnite Battle Royale everyday. These scumbags of human kind talk about Fortnite in school or elsewhere. They're toxic and use shitty insults to other players after they kill them like "you're dogwater" "get clipped" "you have no earnings" ect. Otherwise Fortnite kids makes excuses or rage becuase they cannot admit losing or admitting that a player has better skills. Fortnite kids also do a lot of disgusting stuff like:
1. Simping over a virtual female skin
2. Steal their dad's credit card to buy vbucks
3. Make weird dances in real life
4. Make toxic dances like "Take The L or Laugh it up"
5. They think that Kratos (from God of War) or Travis Scott (rapper) are skins created from Fortnite (OMG IT'S THE GUY FROM FORTNITE)
Boy 1: get out of my room.
Boy 2: shut up ima bout to win
Boy 1: you've been playing that game like 4 hours, turn that off
Boy 2: and?
Boy 1: (in mind) oh lord, he has become a "Fortnite kid"