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Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.
The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.
Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.
Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean
“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”
Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.
This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken
Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?
when you smoke a cone then have a wank and cum in the cone piece and leave it in there for the next cone.
im gonna have a cum cone tonight
The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance
Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon