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Legend has it he still does not know what
I don't know why they wont let me change the plan. *long pause* Do you know what?
WHEN YOUR HEAD IS BACK ON THE HEAD REST OF YOUR SEAT AS YOU ARE GETTING HEAD
I AM COMING HURRY UP SAY WHATS UP DOC
Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?
No.
Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
When a niggas so retarded that they flew off of the spectrum
I heard that guy cut his testicles cuz he needed a ping pong ball
What a Yuvi man..
The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
An interjection said when someone makes an incorrect point and you prove them wrong on the spot, or when you beat somebody who was so full of themselves they were sure they were gonna beat you.
A: I know you were crying earlier! You were holding a tissue to your face! I'm not stupid!
B: Actually, I have a cold. I was blowing my nose. You are stupid. What now burn!
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C: I'm going to crush you in football today.
(later)
D: We won. By twenty points. What now burn!
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.