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It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap
I'm gonna make a sandwich
Dont use that cheese!
Why?
It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!
when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance
you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.
It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese
Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???
Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.
People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.
My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.
oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help
toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie
man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater