cut one from the herd

to take a dump

Man i got to go to the bathroom and cut one from the herd

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From one pussy to the next

When a girl fingers herself and then cuddles with her cat.

I was horny and lonely so I went from one pussy to the next.

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to call them as one sees them

A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.

Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.

RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.

Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.

RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P

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99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z

Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"

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One Vegetarian per Group Quota

This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.

A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.

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HAVE ONE'S MOJO RISING (OR WORKING)

to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.

Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!

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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You

You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..

Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..

You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : One Time When Fuck You

Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One

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