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When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head
Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull
Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees
I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party
It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
We have brown means basically two people have something brown lol
1: Omg look we have brown
2: what the?
1: we have brown hair look
2: uhh ok?
We have brown is referring to having brown something for example hair, eyes , or anything else
Person 1: Omg we have brown
Person 2: what?
Person 1: look we both have brown hair
Person 2: uhh ok?
Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.
The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night