Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

emergency brown out

When you experience a near miss accident that could easily result in death and soil yourself out of shock.

I almost got hit by a bus and had an Emergency Brown Out. I had to go home and change my pants.

brown water foutain

Caused by peeing in a girl's butt and jumping out the way when you pull out.

I gave that hoe a brown water foutain.

I'm gonna brown :((((

A popular Team Fortress 2 meme stemming from a YTP from the early 2020s.

Soldier: I'm gonna brown :((((

Scout: What?

Soldier: IM SHITSINNGGG?

*Insert taco bell ejection noise*

Breaking the brown

A dirty shit thats breaking out...unstopable

"everyone step, im guuna be breaking the brown all over ur turf bruv"

Brown Bomb

A tantalizing mixture of Regular Cola, Cherry Cola, Dr. Pepper and Root Beer. Best prepared using modern push-button multi-drink machines. Diet/0-calorie versions are usually, but not always, preferred. Often accompanied by a Widowmaker (triple cheeseburger, w/ or w/o bacon).

When ah’m hungry as a ba’r, nothin’ hits the spot like a Widowmaker, large fries ‘n’ a Brown Bomb.

Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”