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When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.
I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.
Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.
Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend
To delete your friend off of facebook
Dude we are not talking you are friend off.
a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.
She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.
When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.
To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.