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When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming
Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga
time is a valuable resource, therefore it is better to do things as quickly as possible.
Here are a couple of options for you, depending on the context:
"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)
When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead
I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time
(NTK) need to know , nice to know, night time kings
night time kings on the graveyard grind 🤝😈
The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.
Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."
Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."
Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"
Friend 2: "No idea."
Requesting during sex that the girl calls you "Gustavo" instead of daddy. Then when about to climax yelling "Its big time rush baby". All is normally done while wearing a reflective safety vest
Matt gave me "The Big Time Rush" last night. He had me call him Gustavo all night and yelled its big time rush baby when he came.
When a pet or human you care for is lax with their personal hygiene, specifically their bumhole maintenance, leaving little chocolate kisses on soft furnishings around your home.
What have you been feeding the dog? Time stamp from the Hershey factory all over the bed.
I am NOT scrubbing another time stamp from the Hershey factory off your disgusting y-fronts again Kevin.