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The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
Say this to someone to either fuck, tell them your a furry, or get slapped. bitch slapped in fact
“It’s rawr XD time”
“Carol, what are you on?”
“Benadryl John, Benadryl”
Phrase:
Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.
Time always tells.
Everything happens for a reason.
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.
JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
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When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.
Looks like Aunt Lisa is on that Thoman Time again.