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extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII
damn your right must be a Jesus cat
A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
Mackenzie: How are you feeling today Amy?
Amy: Frisky like the cat food.
ghetto cat - cats seen in the ghetto
ghetto cat - (derogatory) children from the ghetto
Go slow when you make this turn, ghetto cats are always in the street here.
A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.
A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.
A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.
A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.
You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.
A seldom used insult, favored by hoodlums, comparing and individual to a domesticated "pet" cat as opposed to a stray cat, big cat, or wild cat, how ever stray cat can also be used as an insult. It is a play off the term "cat" used simply to refer to an individual.
The phrase "house cat" is typically directed towards those who lack street smarts, criminal affectation, or who other wise appear uncomfortable or out of place when confronted. The origin is unknown but it was likely first used from any where as early as the 1940s. It's popularity peaked in the 1970s and fell from use nearly entirely by the 1990s.
guy 1 "fight me bro!" girl "I just don't know Jimbo, I told David I go to the
dance with him..."
guy 2 "who you gonna fight, house cat?"
(reveals switchblade) guy "Aw give me a break, that house cat wouldn't
know what to do with ya"