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Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??
Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.
Herbie’s mom : Sucks big dicks
whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child
thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom
HOTTTTT WOAHHHHHH FUUUUUHHHKKKK 🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
MIMI’S MOM IS SO FUCKING HOT
start of a roast battle
mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat