jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
What your group mates or teammates usually do- half of them are doing jack shit, the other half are doing bullshit.
-Guys stop doing jack and bull
- No go away we are playing minecraft.
"rage quit"
When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
the act of a ginger haired jack mailing his green pubes to his friends, then traditionally the friends of the ginger will stick the pubes up their ass while proceeding to jerk it to a livestream on discord.
Person 1: "yo my friend did the dirty ginger jack to me"
Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
Jack Hoffman
Jack Hoff
JackHoff
Jackhoff
Jackoff
Jack off
Thinking of pulling a quick Jack Hoffman while I have the room to myself.