When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?
This girl's got a HELL of a penis!
bro.... what?
if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.
woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.
you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?
Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?
something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.
Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight
Emma: mm yes please
Penis means efforted in Esperanto, the made up language that takes random words from all over the world. Don't believe me? type efforted into Google Translate, English to Esperanto.
Efforted in Esperanto is penis, look it up on Google translate