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Pink American Eagle Polo shirt + Wrist watch on right hand + Shitty cell phone = Butt-hurt douche bag
That guy Tyler Hill is a butt-hurt douche bag!
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Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box
Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag
Friend: you wanna run that by me again
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someone who is named giuliana sagese and is a f**king clown
friend: yeah you know giuliana, she is an ugly fucking hoe bag bitch!!
giulianas mom: i agree
When Some Has Explosive Diarrea And Shits On A Wal-Mart Bag
Oh I Drank To Much Last Night At McWolf's Pub And I Brown Wal-Mart Plastic Baged!
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someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
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An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.
"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"
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a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
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