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A barbarian cone head is when a traffic cone is used as a battering ram up one's anus so violently, when pulled out covered in shit and blood, the cone is put on the victims head and left to dribble whilst he/she is tied up in a fritzel like dungeon/basement.
I love giving barbarian cone head treatment to my wife every sunday evening after eating a cock meat sandwich with plenty of home made mayonnaise....
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a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.
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a big retard head. a head that is as big as a retarded persons cranium
"woah did you see danas big retard head? gross"
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a boner in which looks like a hourglass where the middle of the shaft of the penis is skinny with a wide base and big head.
Sally: Johnny's eagle head boner ravaged my womb last night!
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V. to sit through something that is utterly too boring that it literally becomes painful to sit through, but you have to stay there because of obligation.
i.e Organic Chemistry CHEM322a
"Well it was nice talking to you, but I have to get to class and bang my head for an hour."
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The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
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the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
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