Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.
Person1: do you have friends?
Person2: what’s that?
Person1: something you don’t have, loser!
Some Girl: "You should watch Friends, itsa great TV show."
You will never two pretty ones together
"I ain't eva seen two pretty best friends"
"Always one of em gotta be ugly"
Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.
"I met a guy and we've been talking! We're good friends."
Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")
Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.