When a Caucasian male has a penis that hasn't been inside a female in 15+ plus years, it rots to a brownish hue from rigorous masterbation from unclean hands
Dude if you don't get laid soon, you might get a Brown Bosley!
The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”
Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane
I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me
repeat after me: hill billies. brown county is full of them. a lot of people hunt in brown county, so don’t be all sensitive there. there aren’t that many younger people there. it mainly 30+. the hills in brown county are rly pretty tho. it’s a fun place to go for the weekend, especially in fall time. in nashville, they have tons of little shops, but you can find things like that all around tbh.
Have you seen the hills in Brown County Indiana?
No, why?
They are pretty dope
You may think it's a good idea from behind 15ft away. Once you engage you wonder how she aged 60 years. Don't go any father for it's your grandmother's scratched records down under.
You live where? They got them beth browns over there. Yeah! Gums it up!
Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.