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A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.
Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️
A place full of drug addicts that constantly get in trouble for vaping in the bathrooms. There is fights like every week and everyone behaves like animals.
Friend: “Hey I wanna go to the Zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀
the red nutsack that dangles from a turkey's chin.
Sean: I just have a turkey gobbler in most pictures
M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!
Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin
M: *goes to urban dictionary*
Pretty cool dude but most of his takes} are pretty old-school and out of date while trying to incorporate the now
Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
When you wipe to the point of bleeding.
Dude! Can you buy a new brand of toilet paper!? I'm giving myself a red rimmer every other shit.
A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.
I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.
When you creampie a girl on her period
I gave that girl a "Red Winter" the other day.
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