A basic white boy is a boy who loves sports, most often soccer, lacrosse, or football. They go to the gym pretty often and some may even call it a hobby. They take great pride in their muscles and show them off to get the girls. They sometimes go off on a streak where they try to be artsy or different. They appreciate bro time and like anime nights. They were nikes and adidas and are always wearing sporty clothes if its their choice. The occasional flannel is worn and maybe a polo with stripes. They love college football. Oddly enough they have blue eyes and blonde hair. (Not always the case).
My friends John and Jack were going to soccer practice the other night and saw one of their friends Devon, they called him a Basic White Boy because he was holding a dunkin donuts coffee cup in his hand.
Marijauna, Weed, Pot, Mary Jane, Grass, Piff, Ganja
"Movin that white trash dope like an fuckin acutioner"
Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
White Valar Rial, or WVR for short, is a music group created by Aljuu on April 14th, 2022. The group originated from only the creator on SoundCloud and Instagram.
“Hey bro, join White Valar Rial”
every single girl at my school
Lisa: We should get starbucks and talk shit about our friends
Amanda: nah I don't want to be a basic white girl
A Female, mostly at the age 12 and up, which...
has a bad Bad attitude
on Snapchat 24/7
Needs THE MOST UPDATED APPLE IPHONE to be spoiled
Instagram
Tik Tok
Starbucks (largest one will do)
Wears Ugg boots
Wears Converse shoes
Anything that’s trending on tik tok to “fit in”
Wears anything that is in style
post hashtags that makes no sense
Lives on social media
Acts like life is hard
Acts older than she really is
Takes selfies all the time
Lives on phone
Thinks she is different but is just another stereotypical white girl
"I have a lot of friends"
Complains about friends
Always knows how many followers she has on Instagram
Looks at her own selfies
Texts friends instantly, but nobody else
Acts better then everyone under and over her age
Gets mad over unnecessary reasons
Wears leggings or yoga pants all week
Wears shirts not from her time period that she knows nothing about
Has stale/overused quotes as wallpaper on phone
Has an excessive amount of selfies with her and her friends on phone
Watches whatever is popular on Netflix
Lazy but acts and dresses like she is an athlete
Has to ‘fit in’
Gets her attitude out on other people
Deletes 99.6% of the selfies she takes
auto corrects spelling and grammar
always uses a snapchat filter no matter what
Nutella
Lies about everything
High pitched voice
HAS TO HAVE STRAIGHT HAIR
makes fun of short guys
Wants to be tall
Treats like she’s the queen and everyone is supposed to bow down to her
Girl 1: wanna go to starbucks?
Girl 2: YASSSS
Girl 1: Hold on let me on some uggs and get my rose gold phone first
Girl 2: Yassss me too
Boy 1: Omg she’s white
Boy 2: She looks like a basic white girl
The act of taking a large amount of tiny bloody shits into the spread lips of a dead girl (no more than 36 days dead) and then proceeding to fuck it like there is no tomorrow. Protection is NOT required.
It can also mean ejaculating onto or into a bloody vagina, followed by urinating into the same cavity, mixing with tongue, creating a nice concoction with similar appearance to the "White Cranberry Peach" flavor fruit juice.
Man: I totally gave your sister a White Cranberry Peach last night!
Woman: She was fucking cremated you twat!