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something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard

i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017


Penis

Also refered to as a bottle, a pogo stick, skin flute, popsicle, lollipop, third leg, blowpop, gun, sword, fishes, drink, hot dog, wand, banana, baba and dada and mama and Gaga, and sizzle and bizzle, all agree not to play with 'slinky' it is the killer. so is the vagina. Not penis and vagina are poisonous fruits of tha loom-in-out-y. //: Look up cooties and vagina. Homo, bromo, broli, shebro, bick, boyfriend, girlfriend, doctor, family, then watch a cartoon?

They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.

Penis, might I borrow your pen-15?
No, I don't taco the same as you, broli.

by DeadgirlhagethatterlucyTjameso April 24, 2022


Penis

The things that boys have between your legs and gurl suck the fuck out of it.

Boy:suck my penis

Girl:bet

*girl suck penis*

by Jayjaykfig September 8, 2021


Penis

Something a woman has

My mom has a penis

by PeepeepoopooMan69 October 20, 2022


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Penis

Penis

by Zzzara July 29, 2021


Penis

A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.

It's not. At all.

Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.

"penis"
"lmao"

by temujin420 August 25, 2022


Penis

A wonderous 3rd leg found of 1/2 of the poopulation, if u see a homoman with his wand out, run directly towards him with asshole counter, make sure to suck all the pps of men

look at that PENIS so large and mighty

by babbeygurl March 22, 2022