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The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit
"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"
jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that
person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.
Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
Yet another play on words. Yet another announcement of sorts
Deejay in an exotic gentlemens club:"jack enhoff please report to the fantasy room now".
BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .
I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.
Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"