My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

Window Cat

Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.

I passed three window cats on my way to school. I'm blessed.

medium cat

when you have a yake but not a wuke, it’s just somewhere in between

You got a medium cat by your side.

Callie cat

The best person to ever exist. She makes everyone feel special yet doesn’t see how amazing she is.

I love Callie cat