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A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead
"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"
"That's some news!"
A 5 member girl group in South Korea that is part of hybe labels, are known for young age and amazing songs YOULL FALL IN LOVE WITH FR— New Jeans songs are: OMG; Ditto; Cookie (debut); Attention; Hype Boy; Zero (Coke Ad); and also covered the song tell me by Wonder Girls!!
“OMG! Do you know New Jeans the kpop group?”
“OH MA OH MA GOD-”
new jeans is a hottest female group of kpop ever to be alive.
A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...
"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"
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