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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019


Red War

Red War was a war that happened yesterday 10 am i got in a fight using my red balloon

Did you join in the Red War yesterday

by RedMasked July 19, 2022


national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 21, 2021


A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019


red caboose

Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.

Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.

by All Gay Things March 09, 2019


eyes turn red

flmaingo referenc?!??!?!?!?
also used in roleplays

person1: EYES TURN RED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
person2: NO PLEAS DONT KIL MI

by chiaki is real, she is me April 20, 2024


my red baby

popularized from the song "keep it G" by famous artist Rod Wave - a red baby can either be a child u look after like your own or your girlfriend or boyfriend that you would so anything for.

"let that would been my lady "my red baby" 250 onna nigga head he can f*ck around and d!e to night"

by Skyé February 14, 2024