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a men’s body part that i’m obsessed with. ily penis
“hey do you have a penis!”
me: “yes i do and it’s up ur moms vag-“
A cylindrical-fleshy-organ used be humans that impregnated the whole human race. Sometimes these don’t work, proving the existence of female domination.
He really doesn’t know how to use his penis
His penis is clearly a chode
A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
The thing dangeling in your crotch area that everyone wants to have but only males get