Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

peni

its penis without the s

you are such a peni right now

penis

meat stick on dudes that can make white shit come out

i got a big penis

Penis

Mine is tiny

Chris has such a tiny penis

Penis

pebis

INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE

Penis

What’s in my pants

I have a penis

Peni

the sole definition of handsome and majestic

damn that person is soo peni