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“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”
Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.
Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!
A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.
Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.
NOT REAL!!!!!!!
EX FRIEND¨Hey best friend!¨
ME ¨FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL¨
Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes
“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”
That one 90's sitcom that everyone remembers.
Characters: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, Ross.
Release Date: September 22, 1994
Finale Date: May 6, 2004
Friends Theme Song -
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)