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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.

I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.

by Gregory Tuggie August 4, 2022


mimi monkey

a gorilla monkey that is very cooll and verh cool and loves to sleep but doens t sleep but very cool

mimi monkey is my friend

by the official cookie boy December 10, 2022


monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017


Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey March 28, 2018


Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.

“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping

by BBunns March 3, 2023


Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.

“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “

by wannabang0 July 17, 2023


monkey try

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.

Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.

by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017