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On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
Where all the balkan and world can celebrate the kurac amongst us and say kurac and tell to shut up about any other day out there.
Hey man, how is your kurac today, it National Kurac Day?
Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.
Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"
Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"
Josh:"It's National Josh day.."
Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"
Flex your juicy armpit muscles
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It's national armpit day
National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.
Susan: Its National Armpit Day!
Bob: Get the hell outta here
like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses
a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!