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A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.
This is the greatest cheese pizza of All Time
Child pornopornography
I looked at cheese pizza im so ashamed of myself
When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection
This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.
when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing
Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty
Poile: thanks man
Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.
Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”
Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”
he is god
the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum
If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?