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Noun/Adjective: When someone is extremely undesirable and irrelevant in a group. In some instances you can refer to objects as such.
Timothy: Dude Charlie is like the red headed stepchild of this hockey team.
Mark: Dude I know, I’m trying to go full send but he is always in the way
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Used when a colleague or friend is being too vocal, obnoxiously loud or just blabbering.
Frequently used to end conversations.
abbr: dfth
Mitchell: "You're not gonna believe the machine gun fire I experienced with my poo nuggets this morning. In fact, I was about to stand up and aim, when.."
Srikant: "Dude, don't fuck the head"
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Online usage:
mitch_19_5 says: Wanna know what my rectal exam felt like?
sv3e says: dfth, dude
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When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully
Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!
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The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
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A muppet walking with his/her down due to the fact they are indeed a muppet. Or have taken oart in something muppet-orientated.
Man falls over- Head Down Muppet
You loose your wallet- Head Down Muppet
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8 Bit-Head is when you are playing a retro video game while getting head from a hot blonde. It is similar to road head, just without the road.
John was playing Zelda while getting head from Gina. It was the best 8 Bit-Head ever.
Gina come give me 8 Bit-Head! Nintendo b***h run punch jump c*m!
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October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎
Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??
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