Someone who is too greasy at hockey
“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom
When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.
Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!
"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"
Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
You damn monkey steamer
A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.
You are not part of monkey squad.