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A nice long water bottle that you suck on
I love sucking out of my penis.
A tool men have to please women use when horny.
Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!
Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!
someting you look up when you are bored as fuck
hey im bored as fuck
im gonna google the word penis
PENIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS LONG PINK OR BLACK STICK, CAN BE USED IN ANY SENTENCE
WOW DUDE THATS ONE LONG STICK! DUDE JUST SAY PENIS INSTEAD
What I put in your mom last night .
YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.