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fanny like a bag of old mussels

A large, clunky, old vagina which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.

He had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening - too much make-up, drooling smile, tits at waist level and a fanny like a bag of old mussels.

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frankie Pro t-bag stamp

A man dips his balls in ink then slaps a women on the her forehead and then declares " YOU ARE NOW PROPERTY OF FRANKIE PRO"!!!!

WEHN WALKING DOWN THE STREET YOU SEE A WOMEN BEARING THE MARK OF THE FRANKIE PRO T-BAG STAMP. YOU SCREAM "DAMN THAT BTICH JUST GOT FRANKIE PRO'D"!

by DOCTOR RICHARD VON PRO July 21, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.

Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!

by Zeus717 February 18, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Bag El Poopy Face

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin

Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face

by siicc one January 14, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


how many bags would it take?

n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.

Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.

by Chris Norton February 19, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,

Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!

by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


happier than a fag in a bag of dicks

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.

"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

by The Bay Area Stranger April 20, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž