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I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!
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a video on porn hub were there i a woman an a dude and the woman is sticking a dildo in his dick ripping his dick in half
¨hey jim did you watch 2 kids one sand box yet¨ ¨no i didnt...yet maybe no yes idk¨
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The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.
I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.
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You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
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Achieving your goal.
Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!
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Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys
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searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
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