shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.

After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.

put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

breathe you in like a vapour

When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff

“I want to breathe you in like a vapour”

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*

"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"

Like meat in your mac?

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac 💛

Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes

BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

it's when uh bish lookin like uh crockadillion dumbass

thomas ur mum died and BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION