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The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.
How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!
Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.
A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.
Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now
Eliza Coupe Is Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird
Eliza Coupe Is Sylvester The Cat And Tweety Bird
A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.
Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.
A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.
Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.
A Gothic/Masculine Gay Of Any Gender Who Loves Cats
Person 1: They Are Cute
Person 2: Oh, Their A Witch Cat
Literally a cat made out of shit what did you expect bro
Guy: hey wanna see my cat?
Guy 2: hell nah you got a caca cat