cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

faceless cat

A pussy or a girls vagina

Bro did you smell that girls faceless cat it smelt like shit

Cat Boots

When you’re friends, but you both kinda want to be more than friends. It’s complicated Y’know? You may accidentally misread each other’s signals as romantic, but you don’t dwell on it. Sort of a will they won’t they thing.

What’s going on with those two? Are they friends or??

Well, um, they’re in cat boots…

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

Alaskan snow cat

When 6 crackers stand in a circle and nut on a nigger and eventually turns him white.

Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.

Cat shagger

Eilia shags his cats all day everyday

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work