one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

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One hand in the jungle book

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives

Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

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Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

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one-eyed snake charmer

anyone who gives someone a boner

damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!

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the one you never had

This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from

Your mum? Like the one you never had!

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when it een one thing it's the next

When one problem leads to another and you feel like the world is against you.

Crabman asked: "Bey when you ga fix this car?"
Troy said: "bey my starter just gone...when it een one thing it's the next!"

“ok” with more than one “k”

something some annoying bitch says when she doesn’t wanna talk to you. it really pisses people off, btw. they also tend to say “nmu”.

amber: hey wyd
basic white bitch: nmu
amber: nothing

basic white bitch: same
amber: netflix keeps glitching on me!!
basic white bitch: okkkkk
amber: nah fuck you, don’t say “ok” with more than one “k”