what the zee

a synonym for what the f**k or what the hell or what the heck. abbreviated as "wtz"

random person: "i was driving around and i saw a squirrel!!"
you: what the zee?

or
"WHAT THE ZEE where did my ipod go?!?"

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

the who what to

When you're bitch ass sister thinks she is tough and has no decent fight talk, so her best threat becomes "the who what to"

I'm going to give that girl "the who what to"

What in the name of fuck

What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says

Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!

What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do