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when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum
dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum
A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner
You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!
A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.
Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.
The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
When you cum so hard your glasses fall off.
Damn I super intergalactic cum every week said Jennifer