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Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.
Person A: “I thought we were friends?”
Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”
Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“
Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”
Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“
Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍
Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.
National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"
The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.
That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.
The correct and contemporary term for all religions\cults.
"Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"
on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
October 7 is the day to expose all your fake ass friends
Example:POST YO MFKIN FAKE FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️ Fake friends day