An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.
Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls
Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.
When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing
she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!
When you become so monke you get brass monkey
‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’