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its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman
"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"
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A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
A list of people to do and things to see before you die.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.
I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.
where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*