“ok” with more than one “k”

something some annoying bitch says when she doesn’t wanna talk to you. it really pisses people off, btw. they also tend to say “nmu”.

amber: hey wyd
basic white bitch: nmu
amber: nothing

basic white bitch: same
amber: netflix keeps glitching on me!!
basic white bitch: okkkkk
amber: nah fuck you, don’t say “ok” with more than one “k”

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

No one cares, shut the fuck up

When no one gives a fuck about your urban dictionary name

Stop posting your urban dictionary name! No one cares, shut the fuck up

when it een one thing it's the next

When one problem leads to another and you feel like the world is against you.

Crabman asked: "Bey when you ga fix this car?"
Troy said: "bey my starter just gone...when it een one thing it's the next!"

I’m one drunk mother fucker

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

this one nigga with the last name goodman

gay ass retarded monkey

Oh hey did you see this one nigga with the last name goodman?

yeah he’s a faggot face

Jotaro (that one dude from JoJo)

mom

Jotaro (that one dude from JoJo) is yes