“dude Jared called me his friend yesterday, can you believe that?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
1. Someone that you'd do anything for
2. Someone you lend your cool stuff, like comic books and trading cards
3. Someone who never breaks a promise
'What is 'friend'?'
A popular tv comedy show about six friends. Ross, Rachel, Pheobe, Monica, Chandler, and joey
"Hey, you watching friends tonight?"
"Sure am!"
someone you are willing to die on call to
if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call”
A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.
Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted