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friend

a mutual annoyance

“dude Jared called me his friend yesterday, can you believe that?”

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”

by Fauxmaster July 29, 2023


Friends

Friends it means you have no life get social media!

You need friends!

by imyumi February 25, 2018


Friend

1. Someone that you'd do anything for

2. Someone you lend your cool stuff, like comic books and trading cards
3. Someone who never breaks a promise

'What is 'friend'?'

by 011ReasonsWhy May 21, 2018


friends

A popular tv comedy show about six friends. Ross, Rachel, Pheobe, Monica, Chandler, and joey

"Hey, you watching friends tonight?"
"Sure am!"

by #lolllll@* May 25, 2019


friend

someone you are willing to die on call to

if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call

by willandlilith April 9, 2018


Friends

A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.

I don't have any friends

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqw January 17, 2019


Friend

Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.

The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life

Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted

Are you a friend of mine?

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021