To sneeze
Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!
When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.
Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.
when you place your nuts up the abuse during sex
I tried nuts in the stuffing with my girlfriend last night. I wouldnt recommend it
When some one is hogging all the nuts.
Ex: "Janet, stop being such a nut hogger!"
something you say when you are utterly baffled
When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november
DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason
When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.
1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!