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The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.
“What’s your dream job”
“I want to be a cum lasher”
When you fucking cum so far up dayt bitch mouth, it come through her nose
Why is Caroline such a Cum Snotter sometimes?
Yo, that bitch is a straight Cum Snotter.
Why you Cum Snot all ovah my rug?
The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him
You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!
You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.
Michael Jackson loved child cum
When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.
10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!