used by middle age guys to blend in with the popular kids
Toms dad : what's popin' kiddo
Tom *leaves room in embarrassment and hangs himself*
1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs
*common in bad scary movies
2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.
That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
a catchphrase that makes you want to die
person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"
Is what I SAID I THINK.
Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."
Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.
What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.
When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.
A good one, right? Because the son is young, right? So he might not make it on the train ride there. BUT TO BE FAIR... I probably wouldn't want to stand in the middle of the train surrounded by people (for obvious reasons). Which means I would be standing by the walls of the cart. But that part of the cart gets freezing cold while the train is moving, right? So, I probably die immediately. But the daughter, if she's hot, is going to get singled out by the hyena of Auschwitz. That's a fact. But the kid, if he survives the train ride, he's likely not doing to get his ass kicked, right? People are going to give him their extra food. The kid will get a lot of sympathy.
Hym "So IF HE MAKES IT TO THE CAMP... He either dies in the chambers with everybody OR gets out with everybody. But the daughter is a toss up once she gets to the camp. It's hard to say with her after the train ride. Like, she could get hit with the wall of the cart shit but, really, I donno. It just seems less likely. But what kind of question is that? A good one. About Jew-death. Directed at a guy who is doing and employing people doing the thing you're doing. I mean, the hyena if fucking your ass up. If you make it to the camps you are not making it to the chambers. Matt's uppity so he doesn't even make it on the train. Sam pulls his whole Jewish swindler shtick and survives the longest out of everybody."